All My Friends Are Lesbians

from The Solution of Divorce by Mettaur

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Your day job may have ended
and your body may be sore
Appreciate the weekend
Honey, you need to get out more

Get dressed
Call all your night friends
Don't act so depressed
Cause they don't wanna know your stupid problems

Still can't believe
I spent the last 4 years
Counting the bottle shards of my favorite bottled beer

All my friends are lesbian
And they don't like it when I hang with them
They say I bum them out very now and then
My straight friends are sexist men
And I don't like it when I hang with them
They tend to bum me out every now and again

Do do dodo do do dodo

I'm walking half asleep
Stumbling through the streets
Hoping bar to bar
Prancing like a creep

My friends just want to leave
They've had enough of me
Singing all my fears and doubts
and boosting drunken melodies

As long as the beer is cold
As long as we don't get scold
As long as were not to old

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from The Solution of Divorce, released June 12, 2018

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